I managed to photograph this little gem off the side of the Citadel a mere twenty minutes before the Hideously Evil Monkey had it removed! Serious Black was taken to solitary confinement after loyalists stormed the Citadel this past Friday. The underground reports that he has refused food and water and began to practice advanced meditation and breath control. Loyalists have attacked the Citadel continually since Friday. The Hideously Evil Monkey's spokesman Sen. Joe Lieberman having slithered away to parts unknown was not available to T.H.E.M. to issue a statement. While the coup supporters still have much power, Serious Black loyalists have made progress and are advancing on the capital.
BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!
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