Monday, November 24, 2008

Price controls now on gas Obama and do it Quick!


1st things first! Now, that Barack H. Obama, that's "Bam Bam" to all y'all that have been following this blog has become the President elect let me just say that you have got to place some sort of limit on the gasoline companies.


Socialism! Is that what you're are saying Mista Jaycee?


Hell whatever! I really don't know or care. I believe that we have been gouged for years. In California where I live we were almost paying $5.00 a gallon for gas! $5.00! It hurt business but it hurt families more! Food, rent, jobs and everything was affected and we were told that the economy was sound and that it was great but peanut butter was $3.00 a jar. Bread was $3.00! Milk was $3.75! Eggs were $2.75!


Ya see if Bam Bam manages to give folks a good tax break and create jobs there will be economic benefits right? The overall economy will grow and with gas prices around $2.00 or in some cases $1.89 folks will spend money and pay bills and do some things. But we need a cap or some price control guidelines to make sure the Energy companies don't arbitrarily raise prices and leach away the benefits. They will make record profits again while the country suffers and Bam Bam will have egg on his face. Remember we are in a depression and desperate times sometimes require extreme measures!


Bam Bam you gotta move before the country loses it anger and will to do something different dig?

Your party has already pussed out on Judas Joe Lieberman! Politricknicians like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi would say that it's just sensible politics. They're right but now is not the time for politics sensible or otherwise! It's time for leadership and statesmanship!


Bam Bam you need to be downright ambitious with your agenda while you still got the country on your side. Remember Nancy and Harry and the rest of the congress on both sides are just as hated as Bush and his people! The approval ratings are low so they are in no position Democrat or otherwise to bull----! Turn the country on em if necessary while the country is still with you and do it fast! They expect change and fast like fast food but they also expect it to taste like a steakhouse and not white castle dig?


I wouldn't want to play cards with you Bam but remember the Oil companies and the politricks don't play fair and they never have.


Remember that!


BE Mindful! BE Prayerful! BE Careful!

Jaycee

Tag You're It!

Happy advanced Big Chicken Day!


Miss Stephanie, http://curvaceouscuban.blogspot.com/ the sexy, chunky but funke,( That's a good thing, a real good thang!) Cubana over at Curvaceous in the City, tagged me!



I think she's so cool that I just have to answer it. For the record though, I hate chain letters, those emails that promise that something great will randomly happen when I forward said note to twelve more people. I hate it! It's like witchcraft! EWWWW!


But here are the rulez!


1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.


2. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.


3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.


4. Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.







Random and Wierd facts about Mista Jaycee:


Numba 1. Mista Jaycee is an avid watcher of Loonie Tunes and Dr. Who! (The 10th doctor)


Numba 2. In lue of birthday cake Mista Jaycee prefers a Sweet Patato Pie!


Numba 3. Mista Jaycee hates clowns! The Jury is still out on Mimes!


Numba 4. Mista Jaycee does not re-gift! It suxs and shows that you really don't value the person.


Numba 5. Mista Jaycee also believes that it suxs to give fellow employees the last of half of a dessert or old holloween candy. Bring fresh and new stuff if you truly value that person!


Numba 6. Mista Jaycee is an avid comic book collector focusing on Afrikan American comics and also Frank Miller and Neil Gaiman comics!


Numba 7. Fights a never ending battle against clowns, oppression and tight binding underwear!


In the spirit of good fun, I tagged Go Zack!, Ciao Bella! Aunt Jemima's Revenge! The Luscious Librarian, Funke Blak Chick, The Black Snob and Daisy's Dead Air!

Aunt Jemima's Revenge: http://auntjemimasrevenge.blogspot.com/

The Luscious Librarian: http://the-luscious-librarian.blogspot.com/

Daisy's Dead Air: http://daisysdeadair.blogspot.com/

Go Zack!: http://www.gozack.blogspot.com/

Ciao Bella: http://ciaobella1968.blogspot.com/

The Black Snob: http://blacksnob.blogspot.com/

Funkge Blak Chick: http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/

Tag y'all it!

Jaycee

Friday, November 21, 2008

[adult swim] : Adult Swim Halloween - Robot Chicken

Well now in addition to Clowns being Evil! I give you the Great Pumpkin!
Jaycee

The Sarah Palin Turkey Massacre

What! And they didn't elect her? Are You Kidding? I am (Laughing)
My God! (IAM)
Jaycee

Your being Conned! Part 6 Auto Industry Cries Poor!


The Status Quo!


I read an article in USA Today about the Auto Industries declaration that it can not produce hybrids as the auto industry endures a complete meltdown. Note to congress, this is a con!


For decades the auto industry has fought Cafe standards, higher fuel mileage standards, and cleaner fuels tooth and nail. Mention the electric car they'll say the batteries weren't good enough even though an entrepreneur had created better battery tech that could have been used on that generation of EV's. The auto industry purchased the rights to the tech and controlling stock in his company then made sure that the tech never made it to the market; Of course that may all be conjecture after all I got it from Who Killed the Electric car? Of course it may be all conjecture.....sure....let's give the auto industry the benefit of the doubt.....




Willie's Company

Sir Edgar Brofman Jr.

Country Star Willie Nelson invested in a company called BioWillie and uses bio diesel in his tour buses. Sir Edgar Brofman, owner of Virgin Worldwide, has recently conducted testing of bio diesel in his jet airlines to disprove theories that it would freeze at certain altitudes.

The Lincoln Navigator Fuel Efficency at it's best! Not!

America can ill afford not to be at the forefront of this technology. The Auto Industries declaration that it can not produce hybrids as the auto industry endures a complete meltdown maybe true in the interim but it does not hold water. To me this is just another stalling tactic! What the industry and indeed the country can ill afford is more stalling!

The Chevy Tahoe!

Without vision the people perish! Well the auto industry is now all but dead because of greed and lack of vision. We knew about sugar ethonol over thirty years ago when Brazil's entire ecomony took a massive stinky dump because of OPEC in the 1970's!


Rudolf Diesel
Rudolf Diesel created an engine that would run on vegetable oil did we use it? No! Sure after his death, the auto industry named an engine after him but it ran on petroleum. Nicki Tesla pushed the envelope with electrical energy tech directly sticking it to Edison. Tesla died a pauper but believe it when I say that his notebooks, journals and notes were seized before his body was cold!
Nikola Tesla

America has had more than its share of opportunities but the Auto cartel, the auto Costa Nostra, this oligarchy of combustion made sure that the status quo was safe!

Now they cry for a bailout! They blame the unions! They blame you, the consumer! I say to congress, make your stand now! Do not bail them out! They will go and build electric and bio diesel or whatever in order to stay in business and in a few decades we will have a new status quo to combat but today, America's auto industry, needs to put Americans back to work making more fuel efficient vehicles that run on something other than dead dinosaur.

Now take a trip by this link and check somethings out for yourself! Even Arrr-Nawld had one of his Hummers converted! Damn!


America! We can not afford to the status quo anymore! BE Warned or we'll all BE Walking!

http://www.lovecraftbiofuels.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bldiesel.htm

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/wire/chi-ap-fl-ussugar-ethanol,0,1472154.story

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel_in_Brazil

http://www.free-press-release-center.info/pr00000000000000004349.html

biodieselreport.com/index.php?s=

http://www.biowillieusa.com/



BE Mindful! BE Careful! BE Prayerful!

Jaycee

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Thank God We got a Job We hate!


I watched an early morning news story about the stock market. I really don't understand economics but I know when something sux! That I understand!

It seems that everyone I know is going through it right now. The moneys tight, they're overextended and it doesn't look like it going to get better anytime soon but...

Years ago while working a security gig, a wise dude, tapped me on the shoulder and stated these prophetic words!
Thank God (IAM) ! We've got a job we hate! Wow! So many folks don't even have that!
I'm Blessed cause while it could pay more I actually like my job! Praise to the God! (IAM)
This week I saw two executives in their clean suits frowning on a Friday!
Good Morning!
What's good about it?
It's Friday!
Grumble!
Well, it could be worse you could be working for GM! You could be living in Detroit right now.
One of them then commented that he had been in Detroit recently and Boy! Was he ever glad he wasn't having to try to live there right now!
This perked them up! They were executives for a large company that while it too was suffering they weren't laying folks off. Dig?
Perspective! BE Thankful for what we have! But also be Thankful for what we don't have! Dig?

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!

Jaycee

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Thank You from Mrs. Jaycee


My loving wife would like to thank each and everyone who wished her a Happy Birthday!

We had cupcakes! There was fire and we sacraficed a CLOWN! (just kidding on the clown and the fire)

Thanks everybody I think my wife enjoyed the well wishes as much as I did.


Mista Jaycee

Spiritual Food For Thought!

Anubis weighing the heart. (Soul) against the feather of Ma'at
Ma'at's feather represented Justice and Truth. It was very heavy.
If your soul tipped the scales then you were evil and you were lost!
You were fed to the eater of the dead. If your soul balanced against Ma'at's feather
Then you were allowed to enter into the House of God's for all eternity and Thoth recorded whatever happened in the book.
Christians believe that our souls are weighed against the law of God (IAM)
and that Yeshua's (Jesus) blood cleanses us and balances the weight of us against the law of God (IAM) If we accept Yeshua as our Lord and Savior then he promises that we will have eternal life and enter into paradise. He seals this by his word, deed and blood. If we do not accept these gifts then we will suffer the abyss, hell fire then
the second death where we will no longer exist.
Jaycee
A Poem by Rumi
Within the Human Being is a jungle!
You, born of the Divine Breath, be aware!
Wolves and pigs by the thousands are within,the fair and the foul.
What dominates you is what you are.
If your gold outweighs your copper, you will be known as gold.
Whatever you most are is the form in which you will resurrect.
Imam Jaladdin Rumi

It's almost time for the Biiig Chicken!


Locusts: Extended family that swarms a bountiful table leaving scraps in its wake. Be cautious when dealing with locusts. Make sure they contribute more than just an appetite. Send them out for ice, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, beer and liquor if you indulge and if not then extra sodas! That way when the table gets swarmed and it will you won't feel bad. They drank some liquor, had a good time but they didn't drink all of your liquor. Dig?
Locusts can be slowed by beer and mixed drinks but true scavengers will ignore these and go straight for the 12 year scotch, the Henny, the Remi Martin. You'll walk out and your cousin who you haven't seen in four christmases will have gone to your secret cabinet behind the broom and mop and be drinking your good stuff. Watch and then come back and tell me if I didn't tell ya right.

Jackals: Like all scavengers this could be the uninvited new boyfriend or girlfriend or tagalongs from some of the other family. Most jackals come empty handed again see above definition for strategy. Remember though they are not family so be careful and courteous but make sure they take out the trash and again. Send them out to get a lil something.

Hooray! It's almost Big Chicken Day! That's Thanksgiving for all you folks not familiar with my lingo! I believe that a Turkey is nothing more than a musclebound chicken with a speech impediment. He has a lisp so he gobbles instead of clucking but he's a chicken. Because of his physique and his lisp he has been unfairly maligned, he has been ostracised by the poultry community.

This is unfair! So this Big Chicken day I propose that we boycott big chicken by cooking something else. How about a nice slab of beef ribs? Some great potato salad, can't you just taste the fresh mustard and green onions? Real Mac and cheese. Not velvetta or some processed chesse food but real grated cheese. Cheese! Colby, Jack, Munster, Chedder, mild and sharp, CHEEESE!

Collard Greens are a must! Use Smoked Turkey instead of the pork hoof Grandma used, add garlic and onions and Lawry's seasoning. Toss a green salad with everything in it. How about just some grilled chicken with lemon and lime?

I'm just saying that sweet potatoes and or Yams ( Not the same thing) is cool but variety is indeed the spice of life and the most important thing is not watching football or getting irritated with the Locusts and Jackals remember what the day is about. It ain't the Pilgrim nonsense, it's the family being able to get together, eat, share and cherish each other. We survive so much as a people separately, we should give thanks and share and celebrate among our families.

Dig?

Happy Big Chicken Day! Gobble Gobble baby!

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!

Jaycee