
Say it
ain't so John! Say it
ain't so!
You
cheated on your wife and the baby's
possibly yours?
Ya don't say!!
But wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!It gets better!No, not really but
well...it gets worse!
WTF! John, you did this while your wife is suffering from breast cancer? No, your wife knew you did it, helped you cover it up, with your
stank self and you ran for
President again. The
other woman kept
quiet too didn't she? Y'all paid her off, huh?
Is that what happened? She didn't list the
Daddy on the birth certificate
did she? No, she didn't!
So y'all was all complicit! All y'all! You telling me, ya actually want me to believe that
Johnnie Edwards, Trial Lawyer, Millionaire, Former Liberal, Demo-Cratic, Senator From North Carolina, home to The
Finally,
Late Not Great Sen. Darth Jesse Helms's State, the
Twice, Presidential Also Ran senator, good hair, nice smile, that dude? And y'all saying y'all didn't know? With all the background checks they go through? With all the
Dirty Rotten Tricks that the Republican led country has used since 1993? Ya saying that
The National Enquirer is the
only investigative journalistic body with Integrity? HAHAHAHAHAAH, I
almost had it that time but I can't keep a straight face!
John, is there any
real reason to have a blood test? Is the baby
yours John? If it
is then say that
now! You were
my choice for President John, You would have been my choice with or without John Kerry or Barack Obama. You were the
only candidate that spoke for the poor, the working class, frankly
me! The only one! Hell, I would still vote for you! So what the President's a trick! Beats what we got now! The last Trick we had left us with a surplus and the world still likes him better than the one we got right now!Now, that it's out it's time for you to be
even more outspoken! Why, cause you been
liberated! Liberated John! Nothing that they can hold over you with they hypocritical behinds! You can speak to the
New York Times now! Why, cause they just
whores themselves! They hyped up the lies that led to the Iraq war! They parroted the Bush administration's agenda! Bush's and Karl Rove's own mega media propaganda machine, with
Judith Stooge Miller running the point!
You can speak to
FAUX News who knows more than a lil bit about lying and manipulation of data than
anyone this side of
Joseph Goebbels! You and Jesse Jackson can hang out, talk shop and maybe y'all can redeem yourselves by doing some good.
Kick Kwame Kilpatrick a good swift one in his lower realms! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The Liberation can you
smell it?
My respected colleague
Professor Tracy over at Aunt Jemima's Revenge is alot more harsh on you! Oh, the
things she said, they
burned my retinas! They hurt my
virgin eyes! Just kidding!
There's only a few parts of me that's still virgin and it ain't my eyes, ears well there ain't nothing on me virgin! And there ain't nothing ( double Negative) virgin bout y'all's behind either! Hell, we all know somebody close to us that's done this and alot worse and we still friends with they stank behinds but alot more careful! So don't puss on me now! No, we ain't
virgins! Cynics, Angry Jaded beyond belief but VIRGINS NAWWWWW! The Gov of
New York Elliot Spitzer got caught this year thanks to Illegal use of the
Patriot Act and his own self righteousness and zealousness in prosecuting crooks in New Yawk! Heck! Call the
Just-US Department! Hahahahahah! Yeah, I tried to keep a straight face too!
The
Good Rev. Ted Haggard and
Sen. Larry Craig smiled for the cameras for the
Right wing all these years, condemning Gays and
got more sugar in their tanks than
C and H, Elton John and that Sweet looking Black Dude on America's Next Top Model but
hey!!! Don't let me judge!Rep. Tom Delay allegedly helped engineer the theft of the
2000 US Presidential election and then got
busted for
corruption later but
hey! I'm not judging! No, not me!
Dicky Cheney's wife wrote a
lesbian book once upon a time,
Georgie H. Walker Bush snorted enough coke and drank enough liquor to well...let's just say you had a problem.
Jerry Springer former vice mayor of Cleveland, wrote a
check for his
Private, Adult Entertainment Contracting services! Chuck Colson, Earliman and Dean, G. Gordon Liddy all went to jail!
Dukie Cunningham went to Jail! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It get's better!
The
Former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger currently
Pope Benedict 16, was once a
Hitler youth! Young boy, Germany, 1930/1940's par for the course! Don't let me judge! So John, unlike your
hair and your pretty smile, ya ain't perfect! Ya just like the rest of us! What a shame!
Repentance, Atonement, Forgiveness, Redemption and a
good butt kickin from ya wife and it will all be better!
Then afterwards, John smile for the cameras then say
Eff em John! Move on, and do what you should be doing which is help the working class and the poor John.
Hey Bam- Bam!John Edwards, would still make for a great Attorney General! Who better than an
absolute heel to
kick congress squarely in the split! BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!
Jaycee