Mrs. Jaycee and I were watching the so called News, the other night when the local Anchorman ran the tease.....Is the recession over? What does it mean to you? Dodgers and Angels Battle and Guess who has a Sex Tape? Which quickly prompted a conversation about the so called moral climate we are currently in. But me, being, well, ME! YOU KNOW...........I COULD NOT! I repeat NOT talk about a line like GUESS WHO HAS A SEX TAPE and not just start cracking up! 
I can just imagine the conversations that such a line who instigate. Here's some of the ones I came up with. Feel free to comment and add your own.
I can only imagine how bad it's gonna get. I can imagine alot! ALOT! So, now I end this post by asking Y'all, Raise your hands if you've got a SEX TAPE!
BE Mindful! BE Prayerful! BE Careful!
Jaycee
I can just imagine the conversations that such a line who instigate. Here's some of the ones I came up with. Feel free to comment and add your own.1. " She's a really nice Girl. I told her all about you and she really wants to meet you."
"Oh Yeah, what she look like? "
"Hurump! She's Cute!"
"What you mean CUTE? "
"She's probably a Dawg! She probably a chicken head girl, so flat the state of TEXAS
say DAMN! Girl you FLAT! "
"Sigh! No! She's Cute and she has a really nice body." (No HOMO)
"Yeah? Show me her SEX TAPE! "
More after the Jump!
2. "Girl! I swear I was gonna Kill that Muther*** in Here!"
"What'd he do this time? "
"Caught the SOB looking at this other Bitch SEX TAPE!"
"Girl! Did you throw the Computer out? I would have blinded a Muther*** if I found out
He was LOOKIN' AT ANY GIRLS SEX TAPE 'CEPT MINE!"
3. "Oh, I can see by your resume that you graduated Summa Cum Laude from Julliard
played Desdemona with the Royal Shakespearean Company and were Jesse Norman's
understudy in Samson and Delilah. Impressive! Lemme See ya SEX TAPE !"
4. "Vocal talent, I understand, but I don't think it's right to audition Girls by watching their
SEX TAPES!
"Look Girl! This is the New Millennium, The Good Rev. Dr. Cheba's had his All Girl Gospel
Choir Singing and Clapping in 6/8 time!"
"So! Lots of Choirs can do that!"
"Yeah, can they do it while making the cheeks clap like Buffy the Body and bangin on
a tambourine?
" You're Kidding!"
"Am NOT! GOD Is my Witness! What? They don't strip no more and they were wearing
WHITE!"
Can you just imagine how far this is gonna go? Ray J (No Real Vocal Talent) Kim Kardashian! (What the Hell is she famous for?) Cassie! Rhianna! Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee!
I can only imagine how bad it's gonna get. I can imagine alot! ALOT! So, now I end this post by asking Y'all, Raise your hands if you've got a SEX TAPE!
BE Mindful! BE Prayerful! BE Careful!
Jaycee
