Mrs. Jaycee and I were watching the so called News, the other night when the local Anchorman ran the tease.....Is the recession over? What does it mean to you? Dodgers and Angels Battle and Guess who has a Sex Tape? Which quickly prompted a conversation about the so called moral climate we are currently in. But me, being, well, ME! YOU KNOW...........I COULD NOT! I repeat NOT talk about a line like GUESS WHO HAS A SEX TAPE and not just start cracking up! 
I can just imagine the conversations that such a line who instigate. Here's some of the ones I came up with. Feel free to comment and add your own.
I can only imagine how bad it's gonna get. I can imagine alot! ALOT! So, now I end this post by asking Y'all, Raise your hands if you've got a SEX TAPE!
BE Mindful! BE Prayerful! BE Careful!
Jaycee
I can just imagine the conversations that such a line who instigate. Here's some of the ones I came up with. Feel free to comment and add your own.1. " She's a really nice Girl. I told her all about you and she really wants to meet you."
"Oh Yeah, what she look like? "
"Hurump! She's Cute!"
"What you mean CUTE? "
"She's probably a Dawg! She probably a chicken head girl, so flat the state of TEXAS
say DAMN! Girl you FLAT! "
"Sigh! No! She's Cute and she has a really nice body." (No HOMO)
"Yeah? Show me her SEX TAPE! "
More after the Jump!
2. "Girl! I swear I was gonna Kill that Muther*** in Here!"
"What'd he do this time? "
"Caught the SOB looking at this other Bitch SEX TAPE!"
"Girl! Did you throw the Computer out? I would have blinded a Muther*** if I found out
He was LOOKIN' AT ANY GIRLS SEX TAPE 'CEPT MINE!"
3. "Oh, I can see by your resume that you graduated Summa Cum Laude from Julliard
played Desdemona with the Royal Shakespearean Company and were Jesse Norman's
understudy in Samson and Delilah. Impressive! Lemme See ya SEX TAPE !"
4. "Vocal talent, I understand, but I don't think it's right to audition Girls by watching their
SEX TAPES!
"Look Girl! This is the New Millennium, The Good Rev. Dr. Cheba's had his All Girl Gospel
Choir Singing and Clapping in 6/8 time!"
"So! Lots of Choirs can do that!"
"Yeah, can they do it while making the cheeks clap like Buffy the Body and bangin on
a tambourine?
" You're Kidding!"
"Am NOT! GOD Is my Witness! What? They don't strip no more and they were wearing
WHITE!"
Can you just imagine how far this is gonna go? Ray J (No Real Vocal Talent) Kim Kardashian! (What the Hell is she famous for?) Cassie! Rhianna! Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee!
I can only imagine how bad it's gonna get. I can imagine alot! ALOT! So, now I end this post by asking Y'all, Raise your hands if you've got a SEX TAPE!
BE Mindful! BE Prayerful! BE Careful!
Jaycee
13 comments:
I need to get busy and get me a sex tape so I can get famous.
Yes, I have several sex tapes and still images, with and without a partner. I am only interested in DIY and squirting porn. I am so over mainstream studio porn! Who the hell wants to watch some silicon-filled girl faking an orgasm? So boring!
No sex tape here, but this was a good post. The 'pseudo' conversations had me laughing. It is quite the craze isn't it?!?! :)
*hands down oh*
i should probably release nude pictures of myself....what do you think?
or a sex tape with a well endowed dangle dangle.
I have pictures....not a tape... I might run for a gov'ment office one day...I can dispute the pics....you know, claim photo-shop pros put my head on a body... can't dispute xtube though (yet)
Don't release a tape or pics! Destroy all pics and negatives. You know what you look like nekked and only the truly special should know what you look like and what's behind the curtain. Dig?
Jaycee
ohhh crap I would stop by with a question like this. Well...no I don't have a sex tape out. It was never saved to a "tape" from the camera LOL
iSUPPORT sex tapes.
Planned on blogging on this topic tomorrow for Humpday.
P.S
You've been tagged with an Award. :)
*raises hand*
LOL @ the fact you added more pics
No sex tape here...but dang...I may need to get with the program...afterall it does sale....LOL!!!!
Hey DC,
LOL! Mrs. Jaycee pointed out that I had no Sistas in the photos. She wanted to see more diversity but when I did it she was like Damn! I didn't mean that much diversity! LOL
*still laughin' at this post*
No, I have no sex tape or pics. I have been asked a few times to do so but I always refused. My thoughts always came down to "I don't want you "leaking" pics of my nekkid behind doin' the nasty to get out." That's private material.
Now, if the economy does not improve in enough time......
Lol.
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