Wednesday, June 24, 2009


The Sex tape post is cool. Y'all are a mess! (Laughter) All except RIPPA who is like totally crazie everyday, Thank God! (IAM)

The post was supposed to be called Raise your hands if you DON'T have a Sex Tape but I didn't count on just how many of my loyal readers would share that they have one or in certain cases several. ( I need copies) You can send them to Blankety Blank! Blank! MYWIFEWOULD SEE ME

But keeping with the SEX TAPE Theme. Let me ask you. What do you do if you in Church and one of the visitors is or used to be a porn star? This includes y'all Ladies too.

Do You :
A. Act like you ain't never seen a porno? What's a Porno?

B. Do you make a special effort to tell him or her about the goodness of the Lord?

C. Tell him or her how good they were in it and how much you enjoyed it?

D. Bow your head in shame, making no eye contact and dab your head with a hankie?

E. Tell a Deacon or The Pastor?

Now be honest cause this is a game. Mylssa Ford walks into First Baptist (I'm Not a Baptist) nice dress, hair and nails done tastefully. How many Women do you know would recognize her then be hatin on her as she walked down the ailse?

How many Brothas do you think would be watching her and knockin over Sistah Do Right to sit next to her?

How many Brothas would get SLAPPED by thier Women cause they were looking at her? Come on some of Y'all girls would have the EVIL side eye on for real.

Tell me I wants to know!

BE Prayerful! BE Mindful! BE Careful!



RiPPa said...

The women would hate without knowing she's a porn star. But best believe, the pastor is gonna recognize her.

I'm just sayin...

Keli said...

I would probably giggle under my breath then tell the homegirls that don't fellowship with me...

Girl...guess who I saw at church today.

And although I have a sex tape...I don't watch porn. I did not see my first porn until a couple of years ago...was not amused.

I saw another...still was not amused. Porn is all about the man and his needs...I was more repulsed than turned on.

And I am convinced, downloading that ish put a virus on my computer.

uglyblackjohn said...

That ass aint real.

(Is it?)

Anonymous said...

i would laugh inside. i don't look at faces in pornos. i wouldn't recognize anyone. except i did see an old porno with this chick i met one time before. i met here then i heard bout her. the porn star turned rapper. she was kinda cool though. anyways, yea what porn stars can't go to church?

ChocolateOrchid said...

Honestly, I wouldn't even mention it. I ain't judgin'. Everybody has their own path that they walk. Now I may ask for some pointers on some tricks. Lol.

I'm just at a point in my life where I refuse to fake the funk. It is what it is. I've seen porno's. And I see nothing wrong w/watching them, especially w/your man. Can use 'em as a video manual in the bedroom.

But back to my point. I'd treat them like everyone else. No sin is greater than another. And like I said before, I ain't judging nobody. Now, Mylssa I need you to lead the women's department class on "butt-clappin" and "pole tricks".



You & Your obsession, LOL.... I kid, I kid...

Uhhhh. F & H all of the above & none of the above, respectively...

Mista Jaycee said...

It is! I think....UBJ! 8-)