Sunday, September 5, 2010

New Poetry! I Scream Poem!

Written for a Female Homie that needed a poem

I scream! …. I Scream!

It seems I never have the boo-tay that fits these jeans!

Bell leg, straight leg, hip huggers or low rises are never

Manufactured with these thighs in mind!

This statement is not subjective just an unfortunate fact that Levi’s and Lee don’t care that they lack
A pair a jeans that fit! A Pair of jeans that Fit! A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT a WOMAN with a Real pair of HIPS!

Why is it so difficult a demand for the manufacturer to meet? A pair of jeans that flatters a chick with some backseat meat!

Bell leg, straight leg, hip huggers or low rises are never

Manufactured with these thighs in mind! This statement is not subjective just an unfortunate fact that Levi’s and Lee don’t care that they lack

A pair a jeans that fit! A Pair of jeans that Fit! A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT a WOMAN with a Real pair of HIPS!

3 comments:

Miss.Fortune said...

okay someone needs to publish this to these jean companies. luckily we have curvy lines finally coming into the industry..i am not anywhere as thick as miss lady above..in fact i am skinny but i have a butt on me so its hard to find jeans that fit right without showing my crack in the back or without being baggy in the crotch area because my backside is pulling..its so frustrating. ugh.

ChocolateOrchid said...

Loves this!!

Dwane T. said...

I gotta give it to you, this was great!!! I might have to use it... but of course I will give you credit my brother.