Sunday, April 11, 2010

2010 Year of the Skank!

Sometimes life can take you through some wild ish! Mista Jaycee

This Month has been a serious Mutha (Shut yo Mouf) Can you dig it?

My Daughter picked this month to assert her "Adulthood!" Damn! I guess it gets that way when your kid starts smellin theyselves.

It's the cycle of life Mista Jaycee...blah, blah! Blah!

Then, the home computer starts acting up! This just in! It's the hard drive! Damn! Lost alot of photos that I neglected to back up!

Mista Jaycee! Shame, Shame, on you!

Then, my Auto dies on freeway! So needless to say this has been one of those months when you pray, cry, say what the Eff? Then, ultimately surrender to Jesus!

I've hollered for Help from My friends, Family and the Blogging community! Most of the community feels my pain and at least, had some love for me. Some, kicked me when I was down and others haven't weighed in at all.

But now it's time to write on some other ish!

What the hell is 2010? Is this the year of the Skank or what?

All these Women appear so eager to announce that they broke this dudes marriage up, screw this other dude, then write a Darn tell all book about how they were the Mistress!

What happened to discretion? One thing I think the "Tiger Chicks", "The Jesse James Gang", and now "Tiki's Sneakie" have in common is that "None" of these chicks have any Children that can be embarrassed by these admissions!

I haven't seen a Career Woman among none of these Women! Have you? For the record, Adult Film star or stripper is not a career. It's a difficult job that will end as soon as gravity begins to have it's way with you.

I've tired of seeing these "Women" moralize about how it's been difficult for them or how Tiger, for instance, has not apologized to them.

Is anyone else confused by that?

Apologize to you for what? I broke my marriage vows, you knew, I was married and you screwed me! I get called a Cad, Womanizer, and lose several small fortunes. You get interviewed by E Television and Hawk your story and I owe YOU an apology?

No, I think not! We both scumbags let's just be honest and then try NOT to be scumbags! Dig?

PS. I never gave you money or a house or anything so you are NOT a Mistress! A Mistress is a KEPT Woman who other than my Wife I have made an obligation to.

BE Prayerful! BE Mindful! BE Careful!


LadyLee said...

I too am lost at the whole "apology" angle. Yea, this has to be the year of the skanks with pride. No telling who else's shadiness and skanks will pop up this year. I hope this doesn't become a popular trend.

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Love your title!

My girl La is running a post now with this theme. Check her out.

Reggie said...

You ever notice how these things always seem to come in threes?!?

Shit happens


...And it's only April...I wonder what the next 8 months will hold

BigmacInPittsburgh said...

Let's not forget folks it takes two to tango,Tiger and all the other married or committed folks could have just said no!
I think a lot of folks have taken the postion that its ok to go back on your word.
I don't know about anyone else but in this day and age the only thing I have left that I can fully control is my word!