Fear No Clown!

Good Afternoon and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

Having read Albert T. Clown's letter to Mista Jaycee and Mista Jaycee's response (Both of which were funnie) I feel now is the time for us remember that as the country muddles through very difficult times laughter is one the most important weapons we have at are disposal. The others of course being Prayer, Meditation, Art, Music, Poetry, Writing and honorable discourse.

All over the nation people are losing their jobs, their homes and most of all their faith in human kind. To lose your hope is truly one of the greatest tragedies. Let us not de-evolve into name calling such as Clown O phobe! And Clowns are Evil! That's ridiculous! Clowns not your taste, There's something else for you. Don't diminish your joy! Don't lose your hope!

This country has endured far darker times than this and we made it through because we were open to ideas of change and collective endurance. Art, Music and Prayer will be essential as we begin the work! Laughter is a tool we can not and should not do without!

In closing Be Blessed in advanced! Happy Thanksgiving to all and never lose hope!

God (IAM) Bless!
Dr. I. M. Nutz

Mista Jaycee's Response To Albert T. Clown!

Cesar Romero as the Joker

Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving and Godspeed back to Crawford, Texas!

Good Morning Albert T. Clown,

As you can see I did post your letter and now I hope that you're Man enough or Clown enough or...whatever you are to hear my reply.

Bozo, The Last True Clown Professional!

It is not and has never been my intention to disparage an entire community nor Children's Entertainment Professionals in which clowns are included. I believe that Clowns have done quite enough on thier own to disparage themselves!

Why would anyone say a clown is Scary?

As a Children's Entertainment Professional it is you who owe the apology! As a Children's Entertainment Professional it is your job by definition to entertain. Clearly you have failed miserablly. This is not my fault. I find clowns to be creepy and outworldly to say the least! To say the most I don't think Clowns are funny!

The Late Great Red Skelton, The Loveable Clown! Isn't that an Oxymoron? Loveable Clown?

Your very Clownatude offends my sensibilities but back to your letter, Mista Jaycee is not a Clownophobe!

Oh, No! Clowns are funnie!

Photo courtesy of http://www.flickr.com/photos/librarianguish/1739343602/

Phobia: Noun, Irrational persistant fear. definition courtesy of Webster's dictionary

Clown: Noun, A Funny, Costumed, Entertainer. definition courtesy of Webster's dictionary

I do not possess a phobia of clowns! A revulsion yes! But not a phobia!

Now, Albert, I hope that I can call you Al.......

Al, you are indeed costumed but funny entertainer...well.............

Big floppy shoes, flowers that shoot water, loud garish colors may be the uniform of a clown but Hey Al, bring your A game dude!

Stale Knock Knock jokes, dime store magic tricks and creepy makeup just don't cut it anymore and it hasn't for over twenty years!


And another thing Al! You didn't go after Stephen King when he wrote about Pennywise! You didn't go after Batdude and the Joker! You didn't go after Fox when they called thier Propaganda program NEWS! Oh....sorry I digress!

You didn't write about Shakes the Clown, Bill the Clown or Armstrong Williams! Opps! Sorry, I digress yet again! Oh....they 've represented the Clown Community well haven't they?

Let's face it dude Clowns are creepy and the true American Capitalist Clown knows the real $$$$ in creepy! No one is more creepy than a clown! Well except Barney the Dinosaur and the Kenny G Christmas album, but again, I digress!

Al...your creepiness, not withstanding, I gotta give it to you! You got sack dude or whatever clowns got cause you ride for yours, dude! I respect that but you still creep me out!

Jaycee

Mista Jaycee is Clown O Phobic!

Dear Mista Jaycee,

I happened upon your most recent posts about clowns and I must say that I'm appalled at your hatred and distrust of the Children's Entertainment Community!

Clowns are not evil! Well, Dick Cheney but hey! you can't blame a whole community on one can you? We, the clown community travel anywhere and everywhere to provide safe, wholesome, family entertainment using only our comedic talents, balloon artistry, magic tricks and good nature in an age of mindless childish, electronic, cartoon like violence!

Children are virtually being programmed into desensitized killers via PlayStation and yet I have never seen you post one not one critique or criticism on that!

Flava Flav, New York, Real and Chance not to mention Keisha Cole and DMX (Not clowns by the way) have all been beamed in your living rooms but when was the last time you saw a professional from the clown community represented? It's just not fair! With the exception of Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons, Clowns have virtually disappeared from the mass media.

You are a CLOWN O Phobe Mista Jaycee! If that is indeed your real name! I dare you to publish this post! Your audience should be able to compare and decide what's right for their families.

There is another point of view out there Mista Jaycee!

Are you against all Buffoonery Mista Jaycee or just Professional one's? You know underneath this makeup we in the clown community Fathers, Mothers, Parishioners and community leaders! I am a Proud Clown Professional not a buffoon! That's just my act!

What about all those in youuuuur community who are buffoons for freeeee! Even when the cameras not on!

We in the Clown community demand an apology and that you stop marginalizing and maligning an entire species, I mean........community!

Sincerely

Albert T. Clown

Children's Entertainment Professional and Real Estate Agent

Judas Joe Still needs to be Kicked Out!

Judas Joe Leiberman

Benedict Arnold

When King David of Israel lay on his deathbed waiting to sleep with his ancestors he charged his son Solomon with a to do list. He spoke of Jezrell..."Don't let the sun set on my body before you handle him!" Paraphrased though it may be King David charged Solomon with a hit list.

The enemies that had plagued King David during his reign must die! David knew this and knew that if left alone Solomon would not be able to get things done! Jezrell, G that he was when he heard that David had passed, went out to the alter, made his peace and killed himself! He knew that he would not be allowed to live under King Solomon. He, as Davids soldier knew that David would have instructed Solomon as to what to do. The Bible as well as history is replete with similar examples. Now history and the Bible also cautions what happens when you don't take care of it.

When Israel was told to wipe the Amonites off the face of the earth, King Amon was spared! He was captured and brought to the Israeli King! This was contrary to what God (IAM) had instructed them to do and the Nation of Israel paid for their disobedience.

I fear the Democrats are in a similar situation with a similar charge. Traitors must be dealt with!

Judas Joe Lieberman has betrayed the party not once but three times in recent memory.

1. Wasn't he the only democrat to vote for impeachment of William "Bill" Clinton? Correct me if I'm wrong but he did vote that way but he wasn't dealt with. He was given the vice presidential nod in the Gore campaign! What traitor do you know in history was given a leadership post in the army of the side he betrayed? Wait...American history is full of those.....Civil war not withstanding! Bad example but still.....

Then he voted right along with Bush and then eventually stomped for Mccain in the face of those he caucuses with. He should have been kicked out of the caucus! So what he sides with the Repubs! So what he wasn't loyal to you anyway! But noooooo! The Dems pussed out!

Still he should be bounced! I'm writing my congress rep how about you?

There does come a time for Revenge and retribution. There comes a time to balance the ledger, to clean the slate. To settle old scores! Think on it! King Solomon might have grieved and wished to himself that he didn't have to do it but it had to be done.

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!

Jaycee

Price controls now on gas Obama and do it Quick!

1st things first! Now, that Barack H. Obama, that's "Bam Bam" to all y'all that have been following this blog has become the President elect let me just say that you have got to place some sort of limit on the gasoline companies.

Socialism! Is that what you're are saying Mista Jaycee?

Hell whatever! I really don't know or care. I believe that we have been gouged for years. In California where I live we were almost paying $5.00 a gallon for gas! $5.00! It hurt business but it hurt families more! Food, rent, jobs and everything was affected and we were told that the economy was sound and that it was great but peanut butter was $3.00 a jar. Bread was $3.00! Milk was $3.75! Eggs were $2.75!

Ya see if Bam Bam manages to give folks a good tax break and create jobs there will be economic benefits right? The overall economy will grow and with gas prices around $2.00 or in some cases $1.89 folks will spend money and pay bills and do some things. But we need a cap or some price control guidelines to make sure the Energy companies don't arbitrarily raise prices and leach away the benefits. They will make record profits again while the country suffers and Bam Bam will have egg on his face. Remember we are in a depression and desperate times sometimes require extreme measures!

Bam Bam you gotta move before the country loses it anger and will to do something different dig?

Your party has already pussed out on Judas Joe Lieberman! Politricknicians like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi would say that it's just sensible politics. They're right but now is not the time for politics sensible or otherwise! It's time for leadership and statesmanship!

Bam Bam you need to be downright ambitious with your agenda while you still got the country on your side. Remember Nancy and Harry and the rest of the congress on both sides are just as hated as Bush and his people! The approval ratings are low so they are in no position Democrat or otherwise to bull----! Turn the country on em if necessary while the country is still with you and do it fast! They expect change and fast like fast food but they also expect it to taste like a steakhouse and not white castle dig?

I wouldn't want to play cards with you Bam but remember the Oil companies and the politricks don't play fair and they never have.

Remember that!

BE Mindful! BE Prayerful! BE Careful!

Jaycee

Tag You're It!

Happy advanced Big Chicken Day!


Miss Stephanie, http://curvaceouscuban.blogspot.com/ the sexy, chunky but funke,( That's a good thing, a real good thang!) Cubana over at Curvaceous in the City, tagged me!



I think she's so cool that I just have to answer it. For the record though, I hate chain letters, those emails that promise that something great will randomly happen when I forward said note to twelve more people. I hate it! It's like witchcraft! EWWWW!


But here are the rulez!


1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.


2. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.


3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.


4. Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Random and Wierd facts about Mista Jaycee:

Numba 1. Mista Jaycee is an avid watcher of Loonie Tunes and Dr. Who! (The 10th doctor)

Numba 2. In lue of birthday cake Mista Jaycee prefers a Sweet Patato Pie!

Numba 3. Mista Jaycee hates clowns! The Jury is still out on Mimes!

Numba 4. Mista Jaycee does not re-gift! It suxs and shows that you really don't value the person.

Numba 5. Mista Jaycee also believes that it suxs to give fellow employees the last of half of a dessert or old holloween candy. Bring fresh and new stuff if you truly value that person!

Numba 6. Mista Jaycee is an avid comic book collector focusing on Afrikan American comics and also Frank Miller and Neil Gaiman comics!

Numba 7. Fights a never ending battle against clowns, oppression and tight binding underwear!

In the spirit of good fun, I tagged Go Zack!, Ciao Bella! Aunt Jemima's Revenge! The Luscious Librarian, Funke Blak Chick, The Black Snob and Daisy's Dead Air!

Aunt Jemima's Revenge: http://auntjemimasrevenge.blogspot.com/

The Luscious Librarian: http://the-luscious-librarian.blogspot.com/

Daisy's Dead Air: http://daisysdeadair.blogspot.com/

Go Zack!: http://www.gozack.blogspot.com/

Ciao Bella: http://ciaobella1968.blogspot.com/

The Black Snob: http://blacksnob.blogspot.com/

Funkge Blak Chick: http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/

Tag y'all it!

Jaycee

[adult swim] : Adult Swim Halloween - Robot Chicken

Well now in addition to Clowns being Evil! I give you the Great Pumpkin!
Jaycee

The Sarah Palin Turkey Massacre

What! And they didn't elect her? Are You Kidding? I am (Laughing)
My God! (IAM)
Jaycee

Your being Conned! Part 6 Auto Industry Cries Poor!

The Status Quo!

I read an article in USA Today about the Auto Industries declaration that it can not produce hybrids as the auto industry endures a complete meltdown. Note to congress, this is a con!


For decades the auto industry has fought Cafe standards, higher fuel mileage standards, and cleaner fuels tooth and nail. Mention the electric car they'll say the batteries weren't good enough even though an entrepreneur had created better battery tech that could have been used on that generation of EV's. The auto industry purchased the rights to the tech and controlling stock in his company then made sure that the tech never made it to the market; Of course that may all be conjecture after all I got it from Who Killed the Electric car? Of course it may be all conjecture.....sure....let's give the auto industry the benefit of the doubt.....

Willie's Company

Sir Edgar Brofman Jr.

Country Star Willie Nelson invested in a company called BioWillie and uses bio diesel in his tour buses. Sir Edgar Brofman, owner of Virgin Worldwide, has recently conducted testing of bio diesel in his jet airlines to disprove theories that it would freeze at certain altitudes.

The Lincoln Navigator Fuel Efficency at it's best! Not!

America can ill afford not to be at the forefront of this technology. The Auto Industries declaration that it can not produce hybrids as the auto industry endures a complete meltdown maybe true in the interim but it does not hold water. To me this is just another stalling tactic! What the industry and indeed the country can ill afford is more stalling!

The Chevy Tahoe!

Without vision the people perish! Well the auto industry is now all but dead because of greed and lack of vision. We knew about sugar ethonol over thirty years ago when Brazil's entire ecomony took a massive stinky dump because of OPEC in the 1970's!

Rudolf Diesel

Rudolf Diesel created an engine that would run on vegetable oil did we use it? No! Sure after his death, the auto industry named an engine after him but it ran on petroleum. Nicki Tesla pushed the envelope with electrical energy tech directly sticking it to Edison. Tesla died a pauper but believe it when I say that his notebooks, journals and notes were seized before his body was cold!

Nikola Tesla

America has had more than its share of opportunities but the Auto cartel, the auto Costa Nostra, this oligarchy of combustion made sure that the status quo was safe!

Now they cry for a bailout! They blame the unions! They blame you, the consumer! I say to congress, make your stand now! Do not bail them out! They will go and build electric and bio diesel or whatever in order to stay in business and in a few decades we will have a new status quo to combat but today, America's auto industry, needs to put Americans back to work making more fuel efficient vehicles that run on something other than dead dinosaur.

Now take a trip by this link and check somethings out for yourself! Even Arrr-Nawld had one of his Hummers converted! Damn!

America! We can not afford to the status quo anymore! BE Warned or we'll all BE Walking!

http://www.lovecraftbiofuels.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bldiesel.htm

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/wire/chi-ap-fl-ussugar-ethanol,0,1472154.story

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel_in_Brazil

http://www.free-press-release-center.info/pr00000000000000004349.html

biodieselreport.com/index.php?s=

http://www.biowillieusa.com/



BE Mindful! BE Careful! BE Prayerful!

Jaycee

Thank God We got a Job We hate!

I watched an early morning news story about the stock market. I really don't understand economics but I know when something sux! That I understand!

It seems that everyone I know is going through it right now. The moneys tight, they're overextended and it doesn't look like it going to get better anytime soon but...

Years ago while working a security gig, a wise dude, tapped me on the shoulder and stated these prophetic words!

Thank God (IAM) ! We've got a job we hate! Wow! So many folks don't even have that!

I'm Blessed cause while it could pay more I actually like my job! Praise to the God! (IAM)

This week I saw two executives in their clean suits frowning on a Friday!

Good Morning!

What's good about it?

It's Friday!

Grumble!

Well, it could be worse you could be working for GM! You could be living in Detroit right now.

One of them then commented that he had been in Detroit recently and Boy! Was he ever glad he wasn't having to try to live there right now!

This perked them up! They were executives for a large company that while it too was suffering they weren't laying folks off. Dig?

Perspective! BE Thankful for what we have! But also be Thankful for what we don't have! Dig?

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!

Jaycee