1. You get up out of bed and hear a cracking or ripping sound and it's YOU!
2. Your hair is leaving your head but growing in other places like your earlobes!
3. There's a horrible scent waifing in through the window when suddenly you discover the windows not open!
4. The really hot girl at work calls you Papa! Not Big Papa!
5. The really hot girl says she was five in 1986!
6. A Photographer says you're perfect, for the Before Picture!
7. A photographer films you for a PSA this is what you'll look like if you DO drugs!
8. You look behind you and there's no one there! It's all YOU!
9. You join a conversation about music and no one knows any of the songs or artists you're talking about!
10. Everyone in the office looks to you to explain anything that happened in the 1980's!
Happy Birthday To Me! 40! I'm Blessed!
BE Prayerful! BE Mindful! BE Careful!