1. You get up out of bed and hear a cracking or ripping sound and it's YOU!
2. Your hair is leaving your head but growing in other places like your earlobes!
3. There's a horrible scent waifing in through the window when suddenly you discover the windows not open!
4. The really hot girl at work calls you Papa! Not Big Papa!
5. The really hot girl says she was five in 1986!
6. A Photographer says you're perfect, for the Before Picture!
7. A photographer films you for a PSA this is what you'll look like if you DO drugs!
8. You look behind you and there's no one there! It's all YOU!
9. You join a conversation about music and no one knows any of the songs or artists you're talking about!
10. Everyone in the office looks to you to explain anything that happened in the 1980's!
Happy Birthday To Me! 40! I'm Blessed!
BE Prayerful! BE Mindful! BE Careful!
Jaycee
9 comments:
Funny lines, who were the artists in the 80s then? LOL.
Happy fortieth...
Happy Birthday, Jaycee!
ROFL...these are hilarious
Jaycee, Happy Birthday! I'll add a few more to the list:
11. If you have a teens, they beg you not walk with them at the mall.
12. For the brothas: the cops don't stop you for no reason anymore, or at least not as much.
13. You might have a favorite chair.
14. You wonder if your high school and college days would've been different if they had Facebook, MySpace, texting, and YouTube back then.
15. You're starting to really understand what your folks went through, and wonder how they did it.
Wishing you at least another 40 in good health...
~ Kit
HAHAHAHA!!!.... Too funny!
Happy Birthday, Mista Jaycee!!
LOL @ 9 and 10...Happy birthday once again
Awww you are indeed blessed love...happy birthday, hope you have a blast..
I am not 40 but have no idea who they are talking about when they mention Lady Gaga!!! still haven't heard one song she sang...
Happy 40, and thanks for scarying me.
Bwaaaaahhhhhaaaa!! Too funny. Happy birthday, Jaycee. :-D
I see Effin D Cups is below. I'm going to read it. :-D Just send me the whole thing. I have to send you mine when I'm done writing and editing it. ;-)
Happy Birthday Jaycee!
I know I'm late, I know I'm much older and I know those lines are all true.
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