Thursday, December 3, 2009

Mrs. Jaycee made me see Twilight New Moon!

Ahhhhhhhhh Love!

Surely a splendid thing! A wonderful gift from the Almighty! It can make you do some really silly things.

Love, will make a grown Man listen to music he doesn't like, wear shirts that he would never bury his worst enemy in, and see a movie he's not interested in!

Now, I love Vampires, Werewolves and the classic canon of Monsters! But Twilight New Moon was just lame!

Excuse me...LAAAAAME!

Plot development can not be neglected even if it is a TEEEN Movie!

First, there's BELLA who for about 75 minutes of the movie walks around being depressed!

Oh, Edward! The Hundred and nine year old, Vampire dude, doesn't want me! BOOOO EFFIN HOOO!

Then, there's JAKE! Jake has been in the "FRIEND ZONE" since last movie! Bella of course digs Jake but she's with Edward the undead love of her 17 year old life! But with Edward gone. Jake suddenly gets BUFF! And of course they have to hang out! Oh, how long did it take you to figure out that JAKE is gonna be some sort of Monster? " It's like he's waiting on me!"

Sounds like some sort of HOMO Fantasy! LAME!

Then there's the whole HOMO Erotic Werewolf gang! Why do they all have to walk around shirtless, in shorts, flexin for well.....each other for??????


Can you tell I really didn't like this film?

For a good Vampire, Werewolf, Ghost Story check out the BBC's "BEING HUMAN" much better story, character development and even some Black Folks!

BE Prayerful!BE Mindful! BE Careful!



ChocolateOrchid said...

Wow. Sorry to hear you hated the movie but that was quite sweet of you to bear it for Mrs. Jaycee.

I will wait until this on cable and catch it then. I enjoyed the first movie but not interested in the sequel.

Will def check out "Being Human".
Have a great weekend!

RainaHavock said...

Twilight is Blasphemy to Vampire Lovers everywhere! Vampires don't Sparkle Damnit!

Mista Jaycee said...

LOLOL! That's hilarious!

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Even my teen said the sequel wasn't as good, but she didn't hate it.

clnmike said...

Lol, definitely not your type of movie. Personally i never like the romantic vampire notion. There damn cannibals, nothing sexy about eating someone.

Serious Black said...

Is it just me or does anyone else think that the relationship between Edward and Bella is a little disturbing. I mean aside from the fact that he is 100 years her senior, dead, and all.

Mista Jaycee said...

It's not just You Serious Black! So glad to see you chiming in!

Demon Hunter said...

All vampires can't be like the ones on 30 Days of Night, although I prefer my creatures evil and mean. :-D

Mista Jaycee said...

I like the idea that Vamps have a choice and a consciousness. It makes the evil ones so much more delicious to watch and write!

Mista Jaycee said...

I loved in the series Being Human how Victor would become angry that the other Vamps recalled tales of him over dinner. Like Vamp Childrens stories! Awesome!