The perspiration is slowly developing across my temples.
"No, I don't!" The lie tastes like a liver wrapped onion.
"I miss you! Are you suuuuuure you don't miss me just a lil bit?" The coke bottle coos.
Several beads have developed along my forehead and are now traveling southbound burning my eyes.
"No! I don't! I feel so much better without you. I feel so much lighter without you too!"
Now she's, did I just write she, I mean the Coke bottle is getting mad and frustrated.
"Who takes care of you! Who caresses those cold cold ice chips? Who watches all those Dodger games with you? ME! Have you forgotten?"
The Coke and Pepsi peoples are sending me sexxxy texts. Like don't you want some sugar?
Mmmmmm! Frutose Corn syrup! Ahhhhh! Carbonated Water! Ummmm Sodium and Red # 11
Ohhhhh the horror!
But I feel good! Real good!
BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!