The Sith Lords of Coca Cola Corporation have now escalated the intensity of their efforts to keep me ensnared. It is now Day 18 and I'm feeling good although I can still feel Coke's pull whenever I go to the lil market next door or to the break room at work.
The Sexxxy Texts continue! I have provided an illustration above to demonstrate their ruthless seductive power.
You have no idea the power of the Dark side of the force. You can not resist the dark side. It is very seductive. Darth Vader
Yesterday, The Coke people played dirty! DIRTY! DIRTY! LOW DOWN DOWNRIGHT DIRTY!
They got Mrs. Jaycee! THEY GOT MRS. JAYCEE! They got her at a luncheon when she wasn't looking. It was St. Patty's day and she ignored the Guinness and was enjoying the corn beef and cabbage when she reached for a Lipton and instead grabbed a Coke. She told me I took two large gulps then realized that I had drank half a can.
A shudder of fear goes up my spine as I try to describe the tone in her voice when she said I took two large gulps before I realized it and realized I had drank half a can.
You can leave anytime you want but you can never leave---The Eagles Hotel California
I just received a text message. We have her nooooow! Come back to the dark side.
Don't you miss me baby?
I'm in trouble!
BE Careful! BE Prayerful! BE Mindful!