Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Don't Believe Your Own Press!

A couple of days ago I read this sista's blog post on her New Year resolutions and how she was giving up this dude. Nothing special about that but she went on to describe some of the things she found distasteful about the relationship and why she was ending it. I commented, "Happy New Year and it sounds like dude needs to grow up." The End.

Much to my surprise I received a personal email from dude! No, I ain't giving the dude no press! So dig, I don't remember her being specific like mentioning his name or anything, but dude wrote me saying how he and her play with each other, how this was all kinda like satire and Eff me! Eff me for commenting that you need to grow up, when the blogger is saying you an azz-ho--!
Now, I'm a grown azz Man so I don't respond to every idiot who borrows a pair from his sister and decides to talk ish but for this one I made an exception.
First, Don't believe your own press. First rule of marketing. It is your job to hype your product! It is the audience's choice if they believe your press.

Online She looks like this!

The lack of personal contact provided by the Internet has made it easy for cowards to talk ish! If we were face to face you would not 9 out of 10 times say whatever came to your mind. So some fat, pimply face virgin who can't drive or some racist alpha hotel (insert A--H--) spews venom all over the net. No accountability cause there's virtually no one to hold them responsible. Word to dude I was polite when I wrote you back.

In Reality she looks like This! Don't believe your own press! No Diss to Beetlejuice Get Yours Dude!

Rule 2. Keep the safety on your mouth. It might go off and you end up hurting yourself. Reality! You are responsible for what you say. You might end up with no toofis. That's teeth to all y'all not familiar with the term. Or worse. People can and are fired for what's been said in email. Employers check blogs and My Space pages now to check you out.

Rule 3. These are Pen names! Aliases, secret identities. Online...every chick can be a porn star!

(laughing) No, really without his cape and mask Bruce Wayne is just a mentally off balanced rich dude with a hang up about bats and delusions of grandeur. He's wearing Tights! Superdude is wearing Pajamas!

Don't let your ego write a check your azz can't cash! I've read some great, very insightful things on alot of the blogs I frequent. The Field Negro, the unfortunately now defunct UMustLoveBooks, Go Zack! That Certain Sound, The Luscious Librarian, Aunt Jemima's Revenge. Hell, check my links.

I don't agree with 99 1/2 percent of Roadhouse's views but I respect Roadhouse cause at least Terry uses his picture and will stand on his words even if they wrong!

So the point of all this is....Be Responsible! God (IAM) gave you a microphone to speak potentially to the whole wide world don't waste it with Eff you!

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Careful!



Miss.Stefanie said...

I cant believe the dude emailed you! Omg, what a loser. ::Shakes head::

Athena Christine. said...

lmfao damn Jaycee. ;] gotta love it.

just lex said...

he just proved his immaturity by emailing you. i hope he's under the age of 21, because if not there is no excuse, lol.

jjbrock said...

Wow! email you about a comment on a post. That is crazy.

Mista Jaycee said...

My Wife said that if you throw a rock into a pack of dawgs the one that yells is probally the one you hit! I guess my comment stung!

Mr. Jolla said...


"Keep the safety on your mouth. It might go off and you end up hurting yourself."

Plaxico, is that you?

SMH @ dude...but good looks on responding respectfully STILL...dude gonna email all of us next and shit...LOL

And your wife spit some real knowledge right there haha

Teems said...

People are just bold face and childish. This is a reoccuring thing on blogger now. You made an opinion off the information that was given. Thats the name of the game. For people to abuse the contact info that we make available for petty foolishness is just that. FOOLISH. Are we suppose to watch what we say to protect bruised egos?

Obi Asad said...

Wow. Just. . . wow.

Mr. Jolla said...

oh and you HAD to have been in the military talking that "Alpha Hotel" talk lol...

Anonymous said...

I heard she had some kind of skin disease...they showed it one time...it was horrible

Anonymous said...

lmfao wow thats hilarious
i hate ppl that try 2 get LOUD thru the internet
wats the point???

CurvyGurl said...

Tell 'em, Jaycee! I hate a buncha nonsense.

girlpie said...

LMAO...This reminds me of the time when El Debarge threatened Mo'Kelly(The Mo'Kelly Report) on his blog from jail...from jail. Immature behavior comes from every direction no matter if you 99 probs with your girl on the Internet or if you have a mean falsetto. LOL