Wednesday, January 28, 2009

New Poetry!

Poem: Mista Jaycee
Picture: Web domain, no relation to the subject matter

I was cruising a few blogs and happened on this blog called Don't Trip yet. The Sista wrote a post about how the Japanese have created a fake Hymen so a lady can fool her man into thinking she's a virgin. You insert it. I spare you the rest. Anyway I was leaving a comment but instead wrote this little half limerick poem in it's place. I changed a the last line a lil.





My Lady Love, My Lady


How do ye deceive me let me count the wayz,


fake virginity, concealing real liez,


mouth speak true love,


dead soul behind those eyes,


How do ye deceive me, let me count the wayz,


Guess the STD, maybe a permanent case of HIV or maybe when we both test positive for AIDS!

Mista Jaycee the Poet


January 28, 2009 10:06 PM

13 comments:

Miss.Stefanie said...

Awesome poem

Coogie Cruz said...

I heard about that, crazy the things that will be done to please someone.

Lovely poem!

ZACK said...

I can't fool folks about my virginity. :)

But thanks for all your help and support. Don't be a stranger. E-mail a brotha sometimes...

LaQT said...

Learned soemthing new today. Not sure that I wanted to learn it though. Now I have all these weird questions going through my mind? Ugh!

Mista Jaycee said...

Zack, good to see you! There are women who dated Biggie! Why?
Cause he had personality!
There are Women, who would lovvve to discover Virgin Territory. They would be immortal cause you would remember them forever. They would be the standard by which ALL others would be compared and judged!

No more excuses! Put on some good colonge, a clean shirt, Bathe! This is essential, (smile) grab some Luther Vandross and Walter Becton's This is my Beloved and meet you at least four nice young ladies or at least they play nice on TV (smile)

Now if it's for religious reasons why you are still not deflowered then make your own stance on that. It certainly won't hurt you to remain one. No, bad experiences, no list to keep track of,no STD/HIV dig?
Jaycee

Mista Jaycee said...

Imagine my shock! I was like okay I didn't need to see that! It was almost the same as when I saw this guy get hit by a train.

A kinda Wow! Okay that's not right! (So Totally serious)

Jaycee

For the love of me said...

Hmmmmm.

MilesPerHour said...

I'm glad I'm a man, I just lie about my virginity. It just ain't workin' anymore being as old as I am.

Lique said...

Amazing poem.Women all over the world strive to get back to the state they were at their virginity,not just elasticity wise because you can do kegel exercises for that.But for the pureness and innocence that comes along with the title.Especially overseas.In Saudi Arabia,a woman is supposed to be a virgin when she marries,upon consumating the marriage,mother in laws show off the bloodied sheets to their friends.If not a virgin you can be beaten and divorced and shunned upon by everyone.It's a terrible thing to think of,but it's life.I believe all women should be honest,if you choose to allow several men or no men into your womb.

glennishamorgan said...

wow. that's crazy. and that's in stores???

Invisible Woman said...

That poem was great :-)

When I first heard about this a couple months ago, it almost depressed me in it's stupidity...

Elle said...

Dope poem!! This is juvenile fuckery in it's rarest form. Stop the madness!! Lol...

Whitney said...

thanks for the shout! xo DTY