Friday, January 16, 2009

Mista Jaycee's Insane Commentary of The 20th Century!

Hello and welcome to another installment of Mista Jaycee's Insane Commentary of The 20th Century!

I'm your host Mista Jaycee!

In this week's installment we will highlight a few inventions that truly made the 20th century great!

Painting by numbers! Truly a great advancement in Art!

See's Candy! Portable, made for Sharing but who shares?

The Wonder Bra! If Nature didn't make your Girl in 3 D then Science can assist! Sure, the F-16 is a feared weapon but Buffie the Body! Oh Yeah!

The Sit and Spin! I know the Artificial Heart and Blood Transfusions were great but the Sit and Spin! WOW!

And the Single greatest achievement of the 20th Century!

The Slinky!

Now I know there are those who voted for biker shorts, spandex and leg warmers but hey make your own list.

Hooray for the Slinky!

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!



Miss.Stefanie said...

I love this! The wonder bra....its just an illusion. My friend is barely an a and wears an becomes a b and I once heard a guy took off the bra and was like "Dude you flat" Thought it was funny.

Obi Asad said...

What, no silly putty?

Anonymous said...

the wonder bra has definetly been my favourite thing.

Anonymous said...

l0l Nice commentary =]

RiPPa said...

The Slinky?


Its actually pants with pockets.

Nothing like masturbating in public unoticed.

Mista Jaycee said...

Pants with pockets were not invented for that purpose! That's just a myth. They were invented as revenge for the chasity belt! It didn't make the list but the bathroom door lock is a great invention not to mention pocket size lotion!

Mista Jaycee said...

I maintain the slinky is the single greatest invention of the 20th century!

Think about it! The smart bomb killed people! Like we could do that before!

The Clapper! Just made us fat!
Richard Simmons! Oh come on! You build one robot besides Dick Clark that works and it's him!

Goooooo Slinky!

xxjudyyboOty said...

lol @ slinky.

but like i said, im all for freedom of choice, but people tend to abuse it. and now im gonna need to pay taxes for these dumb choices??

Mista Jaycee said...

Hey Judy!
Vote for the Slinky!
We would pay taxes no matter what!
What are these taxes going to. Roads, schools, medicine? Bridges!
Farms! Manufacturing plants!
You gonna pay taxes but it should go to items that build true wealth not prisons and the army!