The Brazilian Thong
But...(No Pun intended)
Used improperly the horror that can be unleashed not to mention the hours of sheer comedy well...point is leave it to the professionals. You could put some one's eye out!
Unleashed after the CIA LSD Experiments were discontinued this in tandem with disco and the mysterious Mr. Jiggly. It ruined every television show from the late 60's until the early 80's! Like any virus it lay dormant for over a decade but threatened a new outbreak after Jamaroqui came out with Space Cowboy! It's flammability is the stuff of legend. This in combo with Stasoftfro and Afro Sheen would have burned down all of West Philly!
Beware! Be Vigilant!
BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!