Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Serious Black Free! Coup Defeated!

Serious Black, (shirtless in above picture) Leader of the League of Evil Monkeys, is free tonight! The six day coup was stopped when members of the Universal Defenders of International Goodwill (UDIG) coaxed the Hopelessly indifferent wing of the league into getting involved! They were threatened with a six day all Kenny G, Barney the Dinosaur duet! Evidently this worked! The Hideously Evil Monkey packed up and left saying that even he wouldn't stoop so low as to do that! He is now seeking asylum at Rush Limbaugh's house. As to the whereabouts of Sen. Joe Lieberman, he is believed to still be slithering somewhere in the sewers! The Bush administration released the following statement.

Dear President Serious,
Welcome Back! Sorry bout the coup, hope it doesn't hurt our friendship.
PS. Donnie Rumsfeld thinks you look hot! What? Ewww Donnie!
Wait, did I just write that?
Darn it Dick! Stop waving that shotgun around it's not a toy! Sarah Palin, stop swinging your Shotgun around too this instant young lady!
See you just shot Mccain in the tushie! Oh well no one can tell if he's alive anyway.
Better bury him before Dick eats him!
Is this thing still on.
Hope they didn't hear that!
Serious Black! Welcome Back!

This is Anderson Cooper signing off from the Democratic Republic of Primates! Back to you Mista Jaycee! Hey Wolf! Did you just cosign with Rumsfeld on Serious Black's Man boobs? Ewww! You sick lil Monkey!

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!



robusta barista said...

OH MY GOD!!! You know you ought to be shamin' yourself! (LMBAO)

Serious Black said...

Jay, you know those are your man boobs. Stop frontin buddy.

Mista Jaycee said...

Now Serious,
I snapped your boobage just to show your progress shrinking from a triple D cup to a high C like you did. You should be proud.

MsPuddin said...

that picture is traumatizing.

Mista Jaycee said...