Serious Black Free! Coup Defeated!

Serious Black, (shirtless in above picture) Leader of the League of Evil Monkeys, is free tonight! The six day coup was stopped when members of the Universal Defenders of International Goodwill (UDIG) coaxed the Hopelessly indifferent wing of the league into getting involved! They were threatened with a six day all Kenny G, Barney the Dinosaur duet! Evidently this worked! The Hideously Evil Monkey packed up and left saying that even he wouldn't stoop so low as to do that! He is now seeking asylum at Rush Limbaugh's house. As to the whereabouts of Sen. Joe Lieberman, he is believed to still be slithering somewhere in the sewers! The Bush administration released the following statement.

Dear President Serious,
Welcome Back! Sorry bout the coup, hope it doesn't hurt our friendship.
PS. Donnie Rumsfeld thinks you look hot! What? Ewww Donnie!
Wait, did I just write that?
Darn it Dick! Stop waving that shotgun around it's not a toy! Sarah Palin, stop swinging your Shotgun around too this instant young lady!
Booom!
See you just shot Mccain in the tushie! Oh well no one can tell if he's alive anyway.
Better bury him before Dick eats him!
Is this thing still on.
Hope they didn't hear that!
Serious Black! Welcome Back!
Signed
Dubya

This is Anderson Cooper signing off from the Democratic Republic of Primates! Back to you Mista Jaycee! Hey Wolf! Did you just cosign with Rumsfeld on Serious Black's Man boobs? Ewww! You sick lil Monkey!

BE Careful! BE Mindful! BE Prayerful!

Jaycee